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| We can't leave this part with out some examples of Chad's work.....Chad for several years featured on Keith Skippers show on Radio Norfolk...and on most occasions he would write a song......its subject would come from his weekly antics in and around Norfolk and of course the famous music nights every Sunday and Thursdays in the Spread.....over a few bottle of Pils....Here are just a few of the bits I | |
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You’re Banned By Chad There's a public house that’s rather
famous in our town, Yer banned yer banned yer getting out
of hand, It has a different atmosphere from all
the other pubs, Bells on my Tills There are bells on my tills and I love
TO hear them ringing,
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HAPPY Landlord Medley By Chad I am the happy landlord selling pints of happiness, And I am going to teach you the secret of success, I keep the wages low I keep the prices high, I wave from my Mercedes as I go driving by, And if anybody asks you why this should be so, I have a little song I sing, everywhere I go..... Will it fill the till, will it- fill the till, If you can't sing the proper thing there’s many others will, I'd sack William Shakespeare if he didn't fill the bill, Will it fill the till? When I go up to heaven and I'm at the pearly gate, I’ll apologise to Peter, that; I am rather late, I'll tell him I've been gathering the cash I might have lost, Been inside my counting house counting up the cost, I have a vague suspicion he might whisper in my ear, No tills allowed in here Will it fill the till, will it- fill the till, If you can't sing the proper thing there’s many others will, I'd sack William Shakespeare if he didn't fill the bill, Will it fill the till? Eleven 0’Clock Eleven 0’Clock......,It's Saturday night, He’s rung the bell..... .He's flicked the light, He's had yer money......He wants yer out., That’s the tine when you’ll hear him shout, DRINK YER DRINK OR DOWN THE SINK THH LITTLE BLUE LIGHT IS ON THE BLINK, WHAT' WILL ALL THE PEOPLE THINK IN COURT ON MONDAY MORNING. If you object.........Or you complain, He'll throw you in.........the pouring rain, You'll never get.......In there again, His voice will still be ringing round your brain, DRINK YER DRINK OR DOWN THE SINK THH LITTLE BLUE LIGHT IS ON THE BLINK, WHAT' WILL ALL THE PEOPLE THINK IN COURT ON MONDAY MORNING |
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The
winged chariot of time holds no dominion here in the heart of
Pembrokeshire |